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itsflyinglikeadragon: Tom had received a FUR? Mechanic soap for his birthday. He accepted the gift with a smile as you would normally, hating getting soap for his birthday. What were they thinking really? Also why a mechanic? Did they find out he loved
redspankscott: Got My Birthday Whuppin’!!! Ow, my butt stings. Last night on my birthday I finally got my first whuppin’ in ages, and I loved it. Well, I hated it, actually, but that’s why I loved it. A “whuppin’” is my term for a spanking
chrysalis-army: i did a little quick thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yesterday! I know i missed a lot and i am sorry ;A; DONT HATE ME ;A; adurot askbadbloom askchangeling ask-dynamosparks askgargle ask-helix ask-king-sombra asklightki
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
Birthday Selfie! Ready for a long day of work and class!
amandaonwriting: Literary Birthday - 10 January Happy Birthday, Robinson Jeffers, born 10 January 1887, died 20 January 1962 Does it matter whether you hate yourself? At least love your eyes that can see, your mind that can hear the music, the thunder
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i hate birthdays
Is it still flag desecration if it’s for sexual gratification? Oh well! Happy Birthday ‘Murica! Enjoy
A late something for glacierponi because he’s an awesome guy and an equally awesome artist!… oh yeah, and his birthday was yesterday (DAMN IT I’M LATE!) Believe it or not, this is actually, like, my third spin on a tablet so go easy
Birthday Thing Cuz Today’s My Birthday! Check it out below: https://twitter.com/dripponi/status/1153993982789079042 TWITTERhttps://inkbunny.net/s/1936149 INKBUNNYhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/32389032/ FURAFFINITY
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
Just some observations…I can only guess Steven and Connie learned to dance from watching old Peanuts cartoons.“Our” Ruby (gem in the palm) in the middle.Peridot gets a new pair of clodhoppers.Peridot joins a Lion adventure?Peridot hates balloons,
Tsu returned in Tanao’s BD it was a blessing moment. <3In the moment of the photo, Tsu had the same reactions as Sayanee, being forced to be cute,a thing she hates v:she was burning Tanao with her eyes xD
demonicdad:demonicdad:remember watching that episode of icarly where spencer rebuilds carly’s room for her birthday after he caught her other one on fire with a gummy bear lamp and thinking. this is peak interior designactually it’s still pretty sick
mandersyoo: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back I’m more pissed off that they are twice as likely to spit on my cake.. tbqh.
rawur-suho: Happy Birthday Kim Jongin! ♥ Happy birthday to talented dancing machine who hates clothes, Kai! Kai is so hardworking; it’s so unreal! His swift dance moves leave a great impression on me, HE IS SUCH A GOOD DANCER! Not to mention..
agnosticpaladin: helila: farorescourage: powerpuff: the future is now happy bday naruto Happy birthday naruto
Sorry guys, don’t hate me but it’s my birthday in a few weeks so if you like what I do or you just feel like making a girl who always gets joint birthday and christmas presents very happy you can look here: amazon (this has everything, gin,
Happy birthday to me 🎶 I went on a birthday trip to get tested today because the best present you can give yourself is the present of good sexual health. Or like, a kitten. Maybe both. I usually kinda hate my own birthday and love everyone else’s
makes wishlists on various websites as if I’m going to be able to afford anything for my birthday/christmas and/or I have friends that like me enough to get me things
n0ctem:Happy Birthday Aizawa
I hate having a birthday party. It’s too draining being the center of attention. Literally all I want is pretty much just close friends and family that know when it is to just say “happy birthday” on the day of it and that’s
painterbaker: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
dellycartwright: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
So here’s the thing, my crush’s birthday is coming soon and I have no idea what to do. The reason is because he hates celebrating his birthday and also, he hates cake. This crush of mine, I’ve met him for only 6 months but God! I love
So, with my wage this week, and the extra I have saved from last week, and the money my mam gave me for both it, and Christmas, I could really just have a Big Birthday Blow-out next week. But I hate spending money (I’ve been putting off getting
miiiika: aye-b: Mikaela Castro. It’s her birthday! Wow dankz Briam, Keep it G. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COUSIN!! i remember when you were a little girl. haha you hated me!!! now your all grown up. haha almost. and you’re almost taller than me!
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
luk3y: happy birthday luk3y! :O
tj-593: It my birthday 🎈Current status: Daddy-In-Training
When you do something nice for someone’s birthday, like get them tickets to a Celtics game and they can’t even be bothered enough to request the fucking night of the game off.
blackfashion: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: aliasvaughn: highlyscandalised: obama2016: friendsihadwheniwas12: obama2016: vintage obama Look at this fly POTUS… Happy birthday Mr President. Happy Birthday POTUS! Despite all the hate you
Really?!! It’s way to cold out for my birthday!!
clestroying: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
vinyldolly: Oh gosh, I’m so not-self-confident right now. Come give me cuddles, smoke dabs, and fuck me like you hate me plz. :c(My birthday is the 21st! I’ll be turning 24. :) Want to get me birthday gift? Here’s my amazon wishlist!)
I hate being this girl but I want a birthday boo :(
mimitimberlake: annoulablr: unsolnosilumina: my 19th birthday cake oh <3 That is cool
warpedbyparamore: Happy 10th birthday All We Know Is Falling!
tribeca: “The more I think of it, the more I realize there are no answers. Life is to be lived.”On her birthday, here is the magnificent and mysterious Marilyn Monroe, as seen through the lens of ten photographers: Richard Avedon, André De Dienes,
seedy: you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back laudeeflower erikorti
it was my mother’s birthday today and I snuck around putting up happy birthday messages around the house at 1 in the morning and it made her very happy so I’m happy ☺️☺️
cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I
my face when a person commissions me and after they pay tells me its going to be a birthday present due in one day
🎈 🎀🎈Birthday challenge update 🎈🎀🎈I don’t know what it is about doing things Infront of mirrors I just hate it so much 🥺🥺 really had to dig through my wardrobe to find a short skirt for this ^^ but omg so hot at the same time.
Eeuugghhhh I hate wearing dresses mhmmmhm
happy birthday, have a poorly edited picture of barnmates pictures edited onto shrek (Your birthday IS today right?(multiversealpaca-dorito)yes and I couldn’t have asked for a better present
Limited Edition Yuri Book by Ooshima Tomo[ Download ] | [ Read Online ]Happy birthday Anon! The 21st is actually Anon’s birthday and he hates NicoMaki but loves futa, so this doujin symbolizes our love hate relationship quite well. I also have to thank
nyahafuckingha: Limited Edition Yuri Book by Ooshima Tomo[ Download ] | [ Read Online ]Happy birthday Anon! The 21st is actually Anon’s birthday and he hates NicoMaki but loves futa, so this doujin symbolizes our love hate relationship quite well.
I just booked a holiday for my birthday and I fly back on the day after it and have to be at the airport for 7am lmao oops
Me: I hate birthdays Also me: DID YOU KNOW IT’S MY BIRTHDAY SOON????